the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
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boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
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What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.
fuck kind of bus do you ride
The right kind
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Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
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realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
at least you are a taco.
Me too.
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she’s trying to do a duck face but I swear she looks like an anteater
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